List of NFL Teams

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Below is a list of all NFL teams.

Even the most hardcore fans can use a list of NFL teams from time to time.

You’re busy and can’t be bothered to remember the Cleveland Browns or Buffalo Bills. So with this list, we did the thinking for you. The NFL is made of 32 teams divided into two conferences; the American Football Conference and the National Football Conference. Each conference has 16 teams, divided into four divisions of four teams. You have limited brain space that isn’t already consumed by the responsibilities of your day-to-day life and we are here to help.

Check out this list of all NFL teams:

  1. Arizona Cardinals

    The Arizona Cardinals pride themselves on being the retirement home of football. Is Kurt Warner done with his shift at Stop and Shop? The Cards need a QB.

  2. Atlanta Falcons

    Based on what Arthur Blank looks like… the Atlanta Falcons are the mob front of the NFL. I mean… how else does a team lose a 25 point lead in the Super Bowl without dirty money involved?

  3. Baltimore Ravens

    The Ravens haven’t been the same since their murderous MLB Ray Lewis left for retirement, but Lamar Jackson has put the franchise on track heading into 2019-20.

  4. Buffalo Bills

    The only NFL team to make Nathan Peterman believe he deserves an NFL shot.

  5. Carolina Panthers

    Cam Newton and Christian McCaffery look to bring the Panthers back to the pinnacle of the NFC. After all, wearing shorts with suits and giant hats only keeps the fans happy for so long.

  6. Chicago Bears

    The Chicago Bears are a right leg away from being NFC Champions. They’re holding open tryouts for anyone that can make an NFL extra point, so keep your eyes peeled for fliers around the city.

  7. Cincinnati Bengals

    The Bengals are the only team besides the Tennessee Titans that would immortalize a coach for a constant .500 record.

  8. Cleveland Browns

    Tim Couch, Ty Detmer, Doug Pederson, Spergon Wynn, Kelly Holcomb, Jeff Garcia, Luke McCown, Trent Dilfer, Charlie Frye, Derek Anderson, Ken Dorsey, Brady Quinn, Bruce Gradkowski, Colt McCoy, Jake Delhomme, Seneca Wallace, Brandon Weeden, Thaddeus Lewis, Jason Campbell, Brian Hoyer, Johnny Manziel, Connor Shaw, Josh McCown, Austin Davis, Robert Griffin III, Cody Kessler, DeShone Kizer, Tyrod Taylor and Baker Mayfield.

  9. Dallas Cowboys

    Owner Yosemite Sam has the Cowboys primed and ready to go 7-9 after winning the worst division in football last season.

  10. Denver Broncos

    John Elway is thinking about suiting up and playing QB for this team considering they’re better off starting Brucey from “The Longest Yard”.

  11. Detroit Lions

    They play on Thanksgiving every year, and ever since Megatron retired, Matt Stafford hasn’t had someone to throw 65-yard piss missiles to.

  12. Green Bay Packers

    The franchise is slowly crumbling after the falling out of Mike McCarthy and Aaron Rodgers, but hey… GO PACK GO!

  13. Houston Texans

    The Texans have the best wide receiver in football. DeAndre Hopkins literally DIDNT DROP A PASS ALL SEASON. Maybe they can use that and get a playoff win.

  14. Indianapolis Colts

    The most blue-collar team in the NFL, with a QB that could have hot soup poured in his lap and thank the person who did it.  They have a highly improved roster, but dammit I hate the Irsays.

  15. Jacksonville Jaguars

    The era of “Shake and Blake” is over… the Jags need a quarterback to back up the team’s high-powered defense powered by the biggest motor mouth in football, Jalen Ramsey.

  16. Kansas City Chiefs

    Patrick Mahomes is a god. They’re the favorites to win the Super Bowl this year.

  17. Los Angeles Chargers

    This roster is full of studs, but none more than Philip Rivers. I mean come on… this guy has nine kids and counting.

  18. Los Angeles Rams

    The “Animal House” of football. This team has Super Bowl potential, and owns the record for longest keg stand in the NFL.

  19. Miami Dolphins

    They drafted a wide receiver to play quarterback. Looks like we need Ace Ventura to get the team back on track.

  20. Minnesota Vikings

    SKOL SKOL SKOL…. now go get a real quarterback for your superstar wide receivers.

  21. New England Patriots

    Tom Brady will never retire. The Pats will win 15 more titles. Robert Kraft will start a side business in massage therapy.

  22. New Orleans Saints

    The Saints were a fluke pass interference call away from going to a Super Bowl. They should’ve won, and would’ve been a contender to knock off the Patriots.

  23. New York Giants

    This team is in the “Trust the Process” mode, and it’s freaking fans out. At least they have Super Man RB Saquan Barkley to keep the fans around.

  24. New York Jets

    The new jerseys are awful, but there is hope that Sam “The Franchise” Darnold can make them look better.

  25. Oakland Raiders

    Jon Gruden actually did it. He has put this team in a situation to be very good for a long time if this draft goes well.

  26. Philadelphia Eagles

    They won a Super Bowl, but their fans still booed Santa Claus. Worst fans in football BAR NONE.

  27. Pittsburgh Steelers

    Want to talk about a falling from grace? Look no further than the Steelers. AB is gone, Le’veon is gone and Juju is worrying about his Twitter game.

  28. San Francisco 49ers

    They’re finally going to have a quarterback!! If he stays healthy… The 49ers need Jimmy G to have the slightest chance at a playoff birth.

  29. Seattle Seahawks

    The Legion of Boom is soon to be the Legion of Doom if they don’t sign franchise QB Russell Wilson to a long-term deal. If they don’t, it’ll be nothing but trouble in the Pacific Northwest.

  30. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    The Buccaneers have a lot of talent, but can never hold it together for a full season. Maybe Jameis Winston can actually stay on the field for two straight seasons.

  31. Tennessee Titans

    The Titans best defensive players retired to go sell cupcakes… This team needs some star power to surround QB Marcus Mariota for the next couple of years.

  32. Washington Redskins

    This franchise is about as broken as Joe Theismann’s leg after a flea flicker. The team could use a real long-term quarterback… otherwise get ready for another chance for the Sanchize.

Don’t worry, we won’t tell your friends you had to Google “list of all NFL teams” to remind yourself of at least half the league.