AI (short for artificial intelligence, let me save you the “google”) is blowing up rn. From language based models like ChatGPT, to art generating tools like MidJourney, AI tools exist in almost every sector.
These tools are now being extended to a person’s hotness, looks, and attractiveness. Unlike the manual labor we did in compiling this list of the Hottest NFL Cheerleaders and this list of the Hottest NBA Cheerleaders.
Back in the day, websites like “Hot or Not” allowed a person to upload a photo of themselves and submit it to the site, where it would then be judged by site visitors — thumbs up for “hot,” thumbs down for “not.” Womp womp.
The cumulative votes would then give the user a score based on the average, and be deemed “Hot.” Or, “Not.”
But now, a website called AttractivenessTest.com is employing AI to give you an almost immediate score on a scale of 10.
I just tried it and am proud to say I weighed in at a SOLID 6.5.
We used AttractivenessTest to rate the known SO’s/wives and girlfriends of both the Eagles and Chiefs to see which NFL WAG was hot AF.
Now, these rankings are purely based on the AI feedback, not personal opinion. I am actually very surprised to learn the #1 hottest wife/girlfriend of Super Bowl 57.
The website actually sets itself up well for dull moments during your Super Bowl tailgate party this weekend.
Long-standing, long-term relationships will melt before your eyes as the AI coldly determines who the hotter person in the relationship is. Throw in some alcohol and long-standing, unspoken, simmering feuds and watch the FUR FLY!
Top 5 Kansas City Chiefs hottest WAGs:
- Holly Luyah 9.4/10
- Sheawna Weathersby 9.3/10
- Kirsten Burton 8.2/10
- Brittany Mahomes 8/10
- Kaia Harris 7.9/10
Holly also ranks as the most attractive WAG of this year’s Super Bowl. Beating out the Eagles‘ top WAG (Kaycee Marchetti). Kaycee drew a score of 8.8 from Attractivenesstest.com.
Here is the top five hottest Kansas City Chief WAGs based on uploading their most flattering photos to the website www.attractivenesstest.com
5. Kaia Harris
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Kaia Harris is the long-term sweetheart of Chiefs defensive end George Karlaftis. And a complete beast in her own right. As a track and field thrower at the University of Purdue, she ranks No. 2 in school history in the outdoor discus with a mark of 54.11 meters.
Attractivenesstest.com score: 7.9/10
4. Brittany Mahomes
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Brittany Mahomes is the wife of Chiefs star quarterback Patrick Mahomes. She is a certified personal trainer and fitness entrepreneur. She also co-owns the Kansas City Current professional women’s soccer team.
She also looks like a real handful courtside at this Texas Tech game. My only question about this video is WHERE IS JACKSON? Do they leave that kid home alone?
Brittany has sports pedigree of her own as a former collegiate soccer player who competed internationally, spending one season playing professionally in Iceland.
Patrick proposed to her in August 2020 after 8 years of dating with a ring that reportedly cost $800,000.
Attractivenesstest.com score: 8.0/10
3. Kirsten Burton
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Kirsten Burton is married to Michael Burton, who plays fullback for Kansas City. After college, Kirsten became a teacher through Teach for America. Burton is a bruising fullback who takes no crap from anyone!
In her own words, Kristen is a “special educator, I adapt and modify general education lessons, support students in day-to-day activities, and foster independence within the classroom.”
Attractivenesstest.com score: 8.2/10
2. Sheawna Weathersby
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Chris Jones plays defensive tackle for the Kansas City Chiefs and is married to the love of his life, his wife Sheawna Weathersby commonly known as Kiara.
Attractivenesstest.com score: 9.3/10
1. Holly Luyah
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Do you think that is her real, God-given, government name? I have my doubts. Top of the list is Holly Luyah who is the partner of Chiefs star offensive tackle Orlando Brown Jr.
Holly is an LA-based fashion stylist turned influencer known for sharing her content on her Luyah Instagram account, where she has amassed over 3.4 million followers.
She has styled A-list celebrities such as Karrueche Tran, Draya Michele, Ariel Winter. She was born and raised in Salem, Oregon; but has also lived in Hawaii with her dad.
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Holly is officially the most attractive WAG of this year’s Super Bowl. Beating out the Eagles top WAG (Kaycee Marchetti). Kaycee drew a score of 8.8 from Attractivenesstest.com.
Attractivenesstest.com score: 9.4/10
Top 5 Philadelphia Eagles hottest WAGs:
5. Katya Suh
4. Mariah Rojas
3. Kelsey Holmer
2. Jennifer Slay
1. Kaycee Marchetti
5. Katya Suh
Ndamukong Suh, the Eagles’ defensive tackle, is married to Katya. Katya sneaks in as the number five of the hottest Eagles WAGs heading to the Super Bowl.
The couple tied the knot in 2020 and welcomed twin boys just a year later. Katya is a loving wife and mother who values her family above all else.
Su might not be playing as big of a role on the field as he has done in previous years, but off the field, it looks as though things are on the up for the big defensive tackle.
4. Mariah Rojas
Running back Boston Scott is dating Mariah Rojas. Mariah is a mental health therapist and often shares her journey with anxiety and depression on her account.
Her most recent posts on her social media are of her celebrating the Eagles’ Super Bowl run with Scott.
3. Kelsey Holmer
Another Eagles player, offensive tackle Lane Johnson, is in a long-term relationship with Kelsey Holmer. Kelsey is a fashion and beauty enthusiast who often shares her personal style and skincare routine with her Instagram followers, and she makes our hottest Eagles wives and girlfriend list at number three.
Lane Johnson is a sizable human and standing next to this pocket rocket, he looks even bigger. However, there’s definitely room on the rack for another trophy as Johnson attempts to bring the Lombardi Trophy to Philly.
2. Jennifer Slay
Coming in at number two is Jennifer Slay. Jennifer is the wife of Eagles’ cornerback Darius Slay, has been married to her husband since June 2018. With four children, including two from Darius’ previous marriage, Her Instagram account showcases her love for her family, fashion, and beauty.
1. Kaycee Marchetti
The number one hottest Eagles WAG according to attractivenesstest.com is Kaycee Marchetti.
One of the NFL’s best defensive tackles, Fletcher Cox is in a committed relationship with Marchetti, who. Kaycee is an influencer and active supporter of various charitable organizations.
Final Thoughts on Hottest Babe For Super Bowl 57
For my money, Mariah Rojas wins the overall title of hottest wife and girlfriend of Super Bowl 57.
But what do I know, I am only a human…meep meep.
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