Inappropriate Fantasy Football Team Names (“Earmuffs.”)
I’ve been the commissioner of a fantasy football league called “Ouch My FUCKING Clavicle!” since 2006. The full name of the league is actually “Ouch …
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Gus Edwards Fantasy: Biggest Sleeper Running Back Of 2021
Gus Edwards’ fantasy value is at an all-time high – except no one knows. But after reading this, YOU will know. There are three things …
ESPN Fantasy Football Rankings Are WRONG – Fantasy Football Sleepers
I am completely unbiased, unlike the ESPN Fantasy Football Ratings. Here are some unsullied fantasy football sleepers, backed by years of excellence. No favorites, no …
So, You Made Your Fantasy Football Playoffs; Please Shut Up
So, you made your fantasy football league playoffs. And, you may have even won your league. Congratulations. Remember: Just because you made the playoffs/won the …
Andre Johnson Is A 12 Month CD With Flat .50% Interest
It was roughly noon on a Thursday afternoon and I was at the bank. I was thinking about Andre Johnson and talking to some male …
Can I Trust Larry Johnson Again? A Fantasy Football Love Affair
Larry Johnson, can I trust you as my bellcow fantasy running back again? We’ve all been there; scorned by a fantasy player we’ve once owned …