Gus Edwards’ fantasy value is at an all-time high – except no one knows. But after reading this, YOU will know. There are three things we know about Gus Edwards’ fantasy production after three years in the NFL: 1) He will rush for 700+ yards 2) He will average 5 YPC 3) He will get … Read more
I am completely unbiased, unlike the ESPN Fantasy Football Ratings. Here are some unsullied fantasy football sleepers, backed by years of excellence. No favorites, no payola. Just a man looking at fantasy rags and seeing gaps. Logic. And, wanting to beat all my scumbag friends in our league again and go back-to-back on these HoseHounds. … Read more
So, you made your fantasy football league playoffs. And, you may have even won your league. Congratulations. Remember: Just because you made the playoffs/won the league doesn’t mean anyone actually cares. Just like the beginning of the season, nobody wants to hear about your team but you. Be excited, be happy, let people know you … Read more
It was roughly noon on a Thursday afternoon and I was at the bank. I was thinking about Andre Johnson and talking to some male teller about opening a CD (that would accrue roughly $5 over 12 months with a flat .50% interest rate) like the gay, 30-something, Ralph Lauren wearing douche bag I had … Read more
Larry Johnson, can I trust you as my bellcow fantasy running back again? We’ve all been there; scorned by a fantasy player we’ve once owned in the past, you are now on the clock, your pulse is racing and you are in need. You told yourself you wouldn’t do this but upon scanning the available … Read more